“I is bad but very sweet too”
Ken’s pants (mostly the waist and some of the back)
Three large, eucalyptus-scented candles
A box of hard pastels (he couldn’t crunch them, so gave up)
Bill Remmer’s hat (baseball-cap style)
A small, supposedly-indestructible purse with 14 pockets and sections
Three onions and a large head of garlic (only took one bite out of each, then left all on Natalie’s bed)
Part of a spiral-bound journal I wrote in 1978
A whole loaf of bread, excluding plastic bag
Many whole apples, seeds, stem and all
Section of graham crackers
Wrap the graham crackers were in (gave up on this)
Several large carrots
Small container of yogurt, including bite of the container
A quarter of Daniel’s leather wallet
A large box of very stale Milkbones he found in the pantry, including part of box
A box of crayons (until I took them away from him)
Stuffed animal frog holding a heart
One third of a box on the future of American agriculture
Two paper plates stained with hamburger
Stool of thread (we were able to pull that out of his mouth before he swallowed it)
Handful of unground coffee beans
All manner of cat litter
Multiple sandwiches when the sandwich eater wanders off for a moment
Anything made by Wheatfields (Shay is a Wheatfields man)
Small, catnip-filled stuffed mouse
Plateful of rice and beans flavored with ample sriracha sauce, left out as trap to train him not to eat our food (except it turns out that he loves very hot sauce)
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